Mmm. Sweet, sweet, sex. There is nothing like a session of good 'ole passionate, animalistic sex. I'm talking about that angry, lusty sex. We've all been there. That is, unless your a christian. I just finished reading a blog on how christians spoil sex for themselves. While no where ground breaking, I thought that John Blake was headed in the right direction. Some light needs to be shed on why christians view sex the way they do and why that's fucked up.
I know your thinking, "Listen Troll, what the hell do you know about sex? You probably jerked off too much as a kid." While the latter may be right, I did have Christianity shoved down my throat for most of my life. I went to a Lutheran middle school and a Catholic high school for fuck's sake. I have been through my fair share of christian sexual repression (oops, did I say repression? I meant education.) classes and lectures.
When I think of Christianity and sex, the first thing that pops into my fucked up mind is repression. Yes, one of the first things you are taught at a christian school is sexual repression. Gasp! Say it aint so! It started in middle school for me, right around the 7th grade. Now, when I was in 7th grade, I was a little horn dog. I probably jerked off 3-4 times a day, not counting the weekends. Judge me, I fucking dare you.
Anyways, I vividly remember going to a rally in the gym one day. It was an "Evils of Sex" lecture by some college chick who had never gotten the shaft before. I'm sure we have all been through one of those. She extolled her virtues of saving "It" till marriage, masturbation is not only wrong, but sinful, and that lust is not only sinful, but leads one to a life of damnation. Now, let's look at what kids were doing at that age, then break down her "talking points".
At that time, we are all discovering this "thing" called puberty. Its all new to us. What is this? What's happening to me? Why am I stroking my shaft as I watch The Powder Puff Girls? I remember being thoroughly confused by the lecture. Masturbation is wrong? But teacher, it feels good! How can it be wrong? Because God says so. Oh. Well, I'll put my dick down than and pick up a Bible.
Probably the most extolled virtue we have crammed down our throats is abstinence. Save your virgin dick from getting wet, they say. I say "Fuck you. Go get your dick wet, then come talk to me about sex." I'm all for not sleeping around. I don't find it attractive at all when a chick I am dating has fucked more guys than I have fingers. But, if you want to fuck, then fuck. Does anyone find it surprising how the adult entertainment industry makes more money than all the major sports combined? No? Neither did I. Humans love sex. We are supposed to. There is no changing that.
Now, lets talk about lust versus love, something that christians don't get. Lust can be a great thing in a relationship. Imagine your shopping with your special someone. She drags you to Victoria's Secret for some lingerie and later the local sex shop. She wants to spice up the bedroom a bit. You, of course, have no reason to object. Hot lingerie, sex toys, handcuffs, and flavored, edible lotion. Whats not to like? The whole time you're there, you're planning out every sexual desire and fantasy you can think of. Lusting for it. And so is she. Come to think of it, your sex life hasn't been this hot since you started sleeping with each other.
Now, let's talk about love. You have been working your ass off at work. The boss has been on your nuts all week. Everyone seems to be out to get you. Your girlfriend texts you, "I've been thinking about you all day. Think sex." Your spirits lift. You sit back in your chair and daydream about making love to her. That feeling after you both climax and just lay there, trying to catch your breath, awesome. You go home and take your girlfriend into the bedroom and make passionate love to her. Relief. A sense of calm. You fell normal again.
Sex isn't just about love. Sex isn't just about lust. It's a combination of the two. If you only have one, you will crave the other. I've been there. So have you. Demonizing lust is only going to ruin love. Why does it feel so good when you have crazy, lusty animal sex? You fulfill your desire for lust. Why does it feel so good when you make love? You fulfill your desire for love.
I would rather be damned to hell and have a good sex life, than live a life in fear of lust and sexual desire. Call me a heathen. Call me whatever you want. Jesus doesn't belong in the bedroom and God shouldn't be a voyeur. I'm going to go have a threesome with twins, and enjoy it. You can go think about it, jerk off to me doing it, and cry yourself to sleep thinking your going to hell. Or, you can join in. It's your choice.
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