Who's Dick Is Bigger? Our God's? Their God's?

As of late, the whole mosque thing has been pissing me off. I don't give two shits where you want to worship your omniscient space monster. Everyone has the right to worship the same crazy shit. You want to worship Jesus? Thats cool. Allah? Fine by me. The Ranting Troll's beard? Heard its pretty sweet.

What has my nuts in a bunch are the Christians and right-wingers who have made this into a royal cluster fuck. They know who they are. The people who make the mosque out to be a proverbial Islamic dick fucking America's virgin, Christian, asshole. For those of us who are a bit rusty on our countries asshole, its still recovering from Bush and Friends repeatedly fucking it. No lube, prison style.

Let's take a moment to look at what exactly this "EVIL" mosque is. From wikipedia:

"Park51, originally named Cordoba House (and referred to as the "Ground Zero Mosque"), is a planned 13-story, glass and steel Islamic community center and mosque, to be located about two blocks from the World Trade Center site, in Lower Manhattan. The facility's design includes a 500-seat auditorium, theater, performing arts center, fitness center, swimming pool, basketball court, childcare area, bookstore, culinary school, art studio, food court, September 11 memorial, and prayer space that could accommodate 1,000–2,000 people. The center would replace an existing 1850s Italianate-style building that was damaged in the September 11 attacks."

I don't know about you, but that sounds dangerous. A 500 seat auditorium? Probably going to use it to spread their anti-Zionist propaganda. Fitness Center? One has to be in shape to fight the infidels, of course. Food court? You can't bring death to America on an empty stomach. A childcare area AND a bookstore? Little Abdul can play jihad with his haji friends,  all the while you can go read books on how to defeat those Jew dog loving Yanks.

If this is what you are scared of, shame on you. "But Ranting Troll, you don't get it. Muslim extremists flew those planes into the towers. If they build it, the muslims win." Will they now? Well, fuck me then. Let's go round up all of the muslims in this country and put them into concentration camps. I hate losing.  

The funny thing is, history has a funny way of repeating itself. Does anyone remember those poor bastards that were put into concentration camps in WWII? No, not the ones in Europe. I'm talking about the roughly 120,000 Japanese Americans. Yeah, those guys. Those dirty japs. "A Jap is a Jap. It makes no difference whether the Jap is a citizen or not." - Lt. Col. John L. DeWitt. That guy was the key player in that wonderful moment of history. 

Why do I make a reference to one of the darker times in America's past? Take a look around you. The Christian right in this country, who still hold considerable power, are essentially saying the same thing. Quite denying it. You know if they had it their way, they would want to do the same thing with the muslim population in here. They want those God damn, brown-skinned, Allah worshiping sand niggers out of our "christian" country. 

Those thugs who flew the planes into the towers, they weren't muslims. They were thugs. Just like how in Nigeria, christians are killing muslims. Are they christians? No, they are thugs. And yes, I will not go quietly into the night without making a Crusades reference. They, the christian right, are warmongering for another Crusade. They would love to go to war for Jesus and wipe Allah off the Earth. But I digress, that rant is for another time.

So, who has the biggest, meatiest, most throbbing hard cock of them all? Me. Thats right. What a ground breaking revelation that was. Ill leave you with this thought. What would you rather do? Would you rather we build the mosque, be the bigger man, and give those asshole terrorists less ammunition to use against us? Or, would you rather we not let them build it, throw a few hundred gallons of fuel on the fire,  and warm things up a bit? My take? Some of us are getting pretty cold.